Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant