Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant