Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

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How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.