Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Previous Random Joke Next

Bachelor Jokes More Bachelor Jokes

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.