A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they were 50% off!
Because they're so rare.
Exchange him.
They exchange cell numbers.
They went outside and exchanged blows.
A Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
That's my pay-per jam.
Top notch.
Because he wanted to get more definition.
Spitting swallowing and gargling.
onejina
Because they don't want a man lost!
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!
They both grind on bones to make their bread.
The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.
If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)
Prolly wanted a cracker!
