Bachelor Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

Smart Woman Jokes More Smart Woman Jokes

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry