Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"