Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

What's detour mean?

Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.