Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Water Bottle Jokes More Water Bottle Jokes

How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.