Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

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A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.