Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.