Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.