What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Pimple Jokes More Pimple Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.