What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

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What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.