How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope