How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !

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Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade