How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!