How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

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Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!