Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.