Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance