How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own