Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

Drift Jokes More Drift Jokes

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.