Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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Horses

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift