Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What is the quietest place on Earth?

The complaint department at a parachute packing company.

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Drift Jokes More Drift Jokes

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift