Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious