Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!