Fast Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

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What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar

What do you call a Muslim who is notoriously late for everything?

9/12

Curry Jokes More Curry Jokes

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

Sonic Jokes More Sonic Jokes

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What's your view on lesbians?

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