Fast Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

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What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

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Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.