Sonic Jokes

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

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What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Nice Car Jokes More Nice Car Jokes

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

How about sonic?

She said, "That's not somewhere nice" I said, "It is if you go in a nice car."

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

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What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL