Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.