Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***