Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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Evo-lotion.

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HysterISIS

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Halfghanistan.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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Because it had good connections!

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They were just 2G's

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Reuse.

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Microsoft.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion