Explosion Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

Where does Amy go after the explosion?

Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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No Biggie.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Where did Jimmy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold?

A burrrrrrito.

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.