How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

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What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?