How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

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Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

Why did 10 die?

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How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.