What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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They barium.

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Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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All of them are adopted