What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.