What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted