Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8
When she tells you, say no
Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.
He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.
What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.
Because it is below C level.
I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.
Cuba
Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.
About 5 inches.