About 5 inches.
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Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8
A: Down in the mouth!
I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
You use test tickles
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.
OC) An utter disappointment
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
Because women are right.
They're both irrational.
Cuba
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
Rub it rub it rub it.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"