5 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"