What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!