What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.