What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

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Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?

400 Million Dollars.

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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P