What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

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Gee, you knit

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit