50 Cent Jokes

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?

400 Million Dollars.

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!"

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

How much is an M&ampM?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

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A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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Gee, you knit

What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves

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What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

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What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!