Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.