Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Why are old printers so musical?

Because they are prone to jamming.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Where does an ape sleep?

A: In an apricot.