Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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Where does an ape sleep?

A: In an apricot.

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.