What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !