What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.