What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination