What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.