What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What do you call Mexican stoners?

Baked beans

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.