How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

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Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?

Jose and Hose B

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.