How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

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What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

How many "suh dudes" does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's already lit fam.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.