How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

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How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.