How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

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Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

What did the tv get for Christmas?

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