How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

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Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here