What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.