What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Hacker Jokes More Hacker Jokes

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.