Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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Because jail is free.

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If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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Bite me.

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He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

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They both steal cookies )