Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out