What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.