What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

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What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Why is it so hard to throw a party in space?

Because you have to planet.

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet