What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!