Magic Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .