Magic Trick Jokes

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Osama Bin Laden Jokes More Osama Bin Laden Jokes

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards