Magic Trick Jokes

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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Do you even, bro?

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

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metro gnomes

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Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

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What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

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Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!