What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

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What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.