What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.