What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

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Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.