Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

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What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL