Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
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Because it's intense
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
Because he was transitioning.
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
It's because they're always drunk as hell.
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!
Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.
Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.
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Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
Because they were still considered monkeys.
Brooklyn
They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.
Most weddings happen in June.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Any place without a drive-up window.
An IPhone.
He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.
Because he is.
Because, His last name was Dafoe
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
They're able to make a fun-gal cream.
I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
A hot dog and a six pack.
A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
Your so fly man
Pregnant.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
Lettuce Turnip The Beet
A: Napoleon Blownapart!
An autistocrat.
Nun
Because Botswana have fun.
His mum had been a wafer too long.
He was a little down.
A little plaque.
I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans
Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan
