An IPhone.
Both just got hacked
They both suffered the loss of one very important port.
Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?