What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

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What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.