Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

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What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.