How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.