What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

K Jokes More K Jokes

What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork