What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.