A fork
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "
They're both used to store nuts.
A PANDAwan learner.
They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
An envelope!
Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)
You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.
Two fingers of whiskey.
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
Firetruck
Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
It wanted to have a good tine.
Kay (K).
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Send.
Aunt.
