How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

F Jokes More F Jokes

What did the letter F say when he became cool?

Sup G

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

Thimble Jokes More Thimble Jokes

Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet?

Because thimbles aren't very loud.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!