How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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S Jokes More S Jokes

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

F Jokes More F Jokes

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

sub-standard.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.