How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

F Jokes More F Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".