How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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S Jokes More S Jokes

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.