How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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F Jokes More F Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

F Word Jokes More F Word Jokes

What is Canadian graffiti like?

Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"