How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

F Word Jokes More F Word Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!