What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

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Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.